1. Stalking Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
We think this is our best idea yet. For those outside the United States who haven’t seen this television show- Chef Guy drives around the country in a convertible to unique diners, drive-ins, and dives in search of the comfort food, crazy cuisine, and fine dining in low places. It is a wonderful, entertaining show even though Chef Guy hates eggs. How can you go to a diner for breakfast and not have eggs?
We don’t plan on tailgating Chef Guy and getting ourselves arrested. We just want to be certain *cough cough* that his reports are accurate and reliable. While we don't have chef credentials, we do have 4-star palates and really, what more do you need? This will require taking many day and overnight trips to places like Kentucky, Tennessee, Maryland, Virginia, and New Jersey. Oh wait, we’ve already been to Jefferson Diner in Sparta. We can scratch Jersey from the list!
2. Writing about Local Government Meetings
On second thought, this is a bad idea.
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3. Wooden Roller Coaster Review
This idea could very well turn into a Vlog. We would travel across the United States, Canada, (and Mexico after the drug war is over), and ride every wooden roller coaster we can find and then file reviews on our blog. We would establish a strict ratings criteria that would include: Upchuck Meter, Velocity, Air-Time Evaluation, Rickety Factor, First Car Vs. Last Car, Speed Factor, Fear Factor.
4. Stalking Man vs. Food
5. Gnome Reality Show
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7. Zoning Court
Are any of the actors from Night Court available for this?
8. Impressions of a Tourist in....
In this scenario, I would get paid to travel all over the world with my brother, Russ, and he would chat people up, I would listen, and then record my impressions, quoting foreigners without their knowledge or consent. I would change their names to protect them from the 30-50 readers who drop by Mutant Mouse Chronicles each day.
9. Blogging While Doing Household Chores
We are stoked about these ideas and will get them right into production (except no.2). I can’t wait for our first report! Now, if you will excuse me, I have to finish folding the comforters and get the hell out of this laundromat.
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