Wednesday, December 16, 2020
The Amazing Adventures of Nikolast the Cat - Chapter 2
Sunday, December 13, 2020
The Amazing Adventures of Nikolast the Cat - Chapter 1 - An Introduction to Friendship
Chapter 1 - An Introduction to Friendship
Nikolast is a cat. He started out in life (like all cats do) as a kitten. And he wasn't an extraordinary kitten either.. He was the runt of the litter, a calico kitten with flecks of tabby orange around his face and a thin, black stripe on each ear, from base to tip, right up the center. He looked like a baby bobcat. Basically, Nikolast was very much a normal kitten with a few unusual markings. I forgot to mention his paws. One was completely white. The other three were black as a crow's feather.
Johnny is a crow. Big and black, with a black beak, and marble-black eyes, and dark gray claws. He enjoys talking to humans and following them around with his cousins, brothers and sisters. 'Hey Jim, you're 5 minutes late for work." "Hey Jeanie, did you forget your phone again?" "Travis, Travis, you better hurry and get out of there, you'll be late to your wedding." "Kevin, drop the french fries, you know you can't eat them all. Hurry before those pesky sparrows show up."
Johnny Crow and Nikolast had never met before Sunday, March 7th in the 1300th year of the crow revival or the Year of the Cat, No. 2225. Yet they had something in common that is rare in the animal world. They both had deciphered the verbal English language. No, they weren't bit by a radioactive spider. This isn't a super hero story.
It was a foggy March morning in Fortune Oaks, Maine. Nikolast was outside Thomas family cottage, laying low, silently watching blue-jays at the feeder. He was 12 weeks old and had learned to walk between Bert Basset's paws to get through the doggy- door, although the rubber door smacked him back several times before he found his balance and timing. To Niko's benefit, Bert Basset is an old hound dog, with a slow gait and the door does stay open a long time. Sill, Nikolast was proud of his accomplishment, now for a nice plump blue-jay.
Johnny landed on a thick pine branch near the feeder, behind the cottage. The taunting was about to begin.
"Hey big blue, how many of those seeds you need to eat to fill that big blue belly?" Hey, big blue, the sky called. He wants his color back. Hey, how come ya'll have the same last name? That's all kind of seedy. "
Johnny flew down to the wooden lighthouse feeder and landed on top. The Blue Jays scattered. Nearby the cawing of several crows could be heard as the flock of blue jays flew through the neighborhood. Then he flew down to the ground, looking for a french fry or piece of cheese.
Nikolast pounced and it was a good pounce, but perhaps a tad too high and maybe a second too fast, which he realized as he flew over the back of the black-feathered bird and tumbled across the lawn. Johnny Crow noticed the breeze as Nikolast flew past.
"Do you want to try that again? It was an elegant attempt. I feel bad you missed. Of course, grabbing you in my talons and dropping you thirty feet will not result in an elegant landing at all."
Nikolast, looking suddenly disinterested, sat and groomed his paws before replying,
"I wasn't trying to catch YOU for dinner, I was after a big, plump blue-jay. YOU are all skin and bones," said Nikolast in a dismissive tone. Besides, I'm too heavy for a bird to carry."
Johnny found a piece of old bread and poked at it with his beak, while keeping one eye on Nikolast.
"You're a cute kitten, ya look like a baby bobcat, and I could fly with my talons dug into your soft, furry back. I might just do that too and drop you off outside a Chinese restaurant, then dumpster dive tomorrow for kitty-cat lo-mein. Yum. I'm getting hungry thinking of it."
Nikolast laid down facing Johnny Crow. A lady bug landed on his ear.
"My name is Nikolast Octavio Leggier, 8th of my litter, born on the first moon of the Year of the Cat, No. 2225. I am owned and cared for by humans named Thomas. They kept me because I was the runt of the litter, I have very few friends. Would you like to be my friend?"
The words burst out of Niko's mouth in a series of tiny meows. Johnny tilted his head and observed Nikolast very carefully.
"You talk more than I do and that is saying a lot," said the young crow, "How do you know the name of your owners? Is this a trick? Do not pounce me again, you won't like the result. OK, we can be friends on one or more conditions. I do not accept fair weather friends, friends of convenience, or transactional friends. I am free, un-owned and living dangerously in the outside world." Johnny ruffled his feathers, stuck out his chest, and crowed or cawed but of crowing variety.
Nikolast replied with short laugh,
"Wow, you're kind of random, I don't know all those big words you spoke, we can just be friends. Oh, and I know their name because they speak it all the time. Nikolast stood up on his rear hind legs and bowed,
'Hello Mr. Thomas, dinner is almost ready. Has your day gone well?" Nikolast pecked the air imaginatively, "Mrs. Thomas you are so good to me. Leftovers are fine, now where's our son Maxwell hiding today? And where's that playful kitten Nikolast hiding?" Nikolast sat back down and smiled at Johnny Crow.
Johnny looked up into the trees. He heard a hawk screech high in the blue-jay colored sky.
"Buddy, there are only a few of us who can understand their words. That is a rare gift. Now did you hear that screech? A hawk is up in the sky circling. He sees lunch and that's you. He is twice my size and he doesn't like chit chat, just a dive bomb with talons first for his prey. Get inside right away. We'll talk again later." Johnny waved his wings as he spoke, shooing the kitten onto the back porch where an old basset hound was patiently waiting (sleeping) to help Nikolast get back inside the house.
Johnny flew up into the higher branches of the pine tree, one eye on the Thomas Cottage and one eye on the sky. Johnny thought ' I had better not be wrong but I think I need to establish a watch. Nikolast is completely unaware of the danger that is near this house. The hawk screeched again. Johnny began to call out to his cousins, sisters, and brothers.
"Set up a watcher's net, set up a watcher's net for a five long-flight radius, five long-flight radius," cried the crow over and over. Within minutes the call was repeated and within a few hours hundreds upon hundreds of crows took up positions in trees and rooftops, on poles and wires, extended for several miles. The crows repeatedly called out back and forth, standing as sentries into and throughout the day and long into nightfall.
Nikolast was curled up asleep by the fireplace, the red flames of the fire licking at the seasoned red oak wood. Outside the Thomas cottage, for the first time since year 698 in the crow calendar, a watcher's net was in full force, and growing wider by the hour.
End Chapter 1
Saturday, December 12, 2020
Diffle County Report - Jack Taylor and the Civil War Inheritance - Chapter 2
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When he turned twenty, Jack Taylor married his high school sweetheart Bonnie Weatenly and it wasn't very long before they had children, Brandon and Marigold. Jack built a modest 4-bedroom ranch house, dark green siding with white trim, with an attached two car garage, 200 feet back from Rabbit Mountain Road. He snuggled the house as close to the gentle stream called Rabbit Run as possible, He used a dirt road built by the previous owner as a driveway and that road follows Rabbit Run all the way to the bridge at the rear of the property where, according to local press, John Shenk of Shenk Auto died when he fell off the bridge while intoxicated and fracture his skull on a rock.
Of course John Shenk's family found empty beer cans that were pierced all over and his pistol had been fired, and a tuft of black bear fur was lodged between his teeth. Did he bite a black bear before he died? Why was the gun empty of bullets? Besides, John needed a case of beer to get drunk enough to fall off the bridge he built himself, his family concluded. Some questions never get answered.
Behind the house, Jack built a 4 bay garage with a loft- man cave perpendicular to the house- with identical siding and trim. He bought 4 ATV's, 4 Snowmobiles, several rifles and pistols. He built an inground swimming pool in the backyard of the house and built a small bathhouse in the corner of the detached garage with a doorway to the pool area. He added 6' high privacy fence between the house and the garage. Then he hired landscapers to to tie everything together with mulch, trees, rocks, and plants.
The Taylors were proud of their homestead and careful with their money. They decided that it was no one's business where the money came from. They made modest donations to their Church and their favorite charities, placed their children in public school, and Bonnie got her Bachelor's Degree in Art Design online while Jack opened a gun and tackle shop at the old Batchelor Market, a few hundred feet south on the State highway from the Grinold Township building.
Of course, people talk in small towns and Jack's sudden purchase of a large tract of land, a dilapidated Storefront property in the center of a rural township, a new house built to spec, several adult recreation toys, a new Ford F-350, a complete remodeling of the Batchelor building, an all new inventory of guns and fishing gear, jackets and ammunition, hats, boots and hunting knives, and a year later, the addition of an indoor gun range, as well as a diamond ring on Bonnie's finger the size of a Kansas cow, and a modest donation to the Diffle County Food Pantry of $75,000 so they could afford commercial refrigerators- well that raised a few eyebrows and soon enough the gossip train left the station.
Jack didn't build his empire overnight. Jack Taylor was 29 years old when stopped by the Township office to talk to Big Don about the State highway permit he needed for the shop that was painfully slow in arriving, holding up Jack's Grand Opening. It had been 11 years since he received his first inheritance check. Without fuel, even the gossip train slows back down over time. Jack Taylor didn't talk much and Bonnie was alrighty fine with that. Still, Big Don had to ask,
" Jack, I'll call the State and see what I can do, but they aren't a friendly bunch, Mind if I ask you a personal question?"
Jack smiled, "Sure, go ahead. I may not answer if its too personal."
Don smiled back, "Did you rob a bank? You may be the wealthiest young man in Diffle County! I saw your dad last night at the Willow Inn, he was his usual self, a bit tired and muttering about a stolen inheritance. I'm told he's been drowning himself nightly in beer and whiskey, always talking to himself and others. I know that can be hard on family. If there is anything you need..." Jack interrupted him.
"Don, I never stole a penny in my life. My dad needs help but until he admits he needs it, there isn't much I can do for him. Yeah it's sad and at times I get angry but mostly I miss the dad I remember. That isn't the guy drinking himself to death at the bar. I don't know that man. " Jack paused for a moment before speaking in a quieter tone,
"As for the money, and I tell you this confidentially, I was blessed with an ancestor from long ago who chose me without knowing who I am, on the chance that the alcoholism in his family wouldn't carry through more than three generations. He held his fortune from civil war in trust on a prayer that one day our family would have an heir worthy of his fortunes. Don, I don't drink or smoke, I don't do drugs. I never will and we will do great things with the money."
For moment Big Don was speechless. He nodded his head as Jack's words sunk in. "Jack, that sounds like a lot of money."
Jack picked up his coffee and sipped after blowing on it to cool it down. He stood up and smiled at Don,
"The gesture is greater than the result. My responsibility is to make the result greater than the gesture. We are blessed for it." With that Jack readied himself to leave, but leaned in close to Big Don and whispered " Billions, not Millions" and then Jack Taylor looked at Big Don with concern,
"If this gets back to me I will know it was you. But if you can keep this to yourself, there's a chance that Grinold Township will receive a blessing as well." Jack winked at Big Don, who laughed, a merry smile on his face.
"Jack, I don't know how you do it." Big Don stood up and stretched and the two men nodded to each other. "See ya 'round Mr. Taylor."
"Don't forget my driveway permit, Don." Said Jack as he walked out the door,
A few months later Big Don was sitting , well.... where he pretty much sits every day, behind the big desk in the meeting room when town secretary Julie Winters walked in and handed him the mail. Big Don opened the mail, as he had done the past 15 years. Inside one envelope with no return address was a check from the Taylor Foundation and a deed to the old Hasker farm, directly behind the Township building.
Don stared at the check for several minutes then, chuckled softly to himself, saying to no one in particular, "I don't know how he does it." The check was made out to Grinold Township in the amount of $250,000. On the memo line there were instructions that read...
Build a park with a playground. -Jack and Bonnie
Friday, November 27, 2020
Diffle County Report - The Current History of the John Shenk Property - Chapter 1
If history was the only judge, those town gossips would be right. Johnathan "Jack" Taylor's grandfather Buck T. Taylor died in a freak accident when he drove while intoxicated into the town square and his head and heart were pierced by General Grant's sword. Buck's F-150 hit the statue base with such force, General Grant and his horse were both knocked backwards off the pedestal (which was concreted in just a week prior by Mallard Brothers Contracting "Why hire a quack when you can hire a Mallard"). Grant's sword once held high against the Southern advance penetrated the black truck's roof, then the sword roughly ran through Buck T. Taylor, and lodged into the seat underneath him. It took the fire company 4 hours to remove both sides of his body. The sword was replaced with a dull stainless blade with the words inscribed in fine print: Zero Tolerance.
Thursday, November 12, 2020
What Country Did They Fight and Die For?
I did not serve our country. I grew up in the final years of Vietnam and the national embarrassment that followed. We lost our first war in Vietnam and our soldiers returned home not as heroes, but as something else that stained us as a nation. It took a long time and the reality of what we lost, of who we lost when the names of every soldier killed in Vietnam was chiseled into the dark granite wall at their memorial in Washington DC. We watched as brothers in war, families, friends, loved ones came to the wall, to remember who they lost- to honor their fallen. Our Nation finally rose from the fog of war, from the dark politics of our leaders, and we mourned, and we finally honored those who served. Their sacrifice, those injured and those killed, will never be forgotten by their Countrymen.
What Country did they fight for?
There are rows upon rows of white crosses at Arlington National Cemetery. Have you ever been there? Do you know someone interred there? These brave souls, rows upon rows, thousands upon thousands, gave their lives for a cause- liberty as written as a promise in the documents of our founders- the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States that as long as we sacrificed for our cause, as long as we defended our liberty with our lives if necessary- the promise of freedom, the promise of liberty, the promise of the power that is vested in the people would never die.
What Country do those crosses represent?
This isn't a game. We have elections and we choose our leaders. Some rise to the occasion and become great leaders and others do not. But all of them, the best and the worst of them concede and allow the transfer of power when the election is lost. It is precisely because we have a responsibility to honor every white cross, every name chiseled into granite, every grave of every solider, whether entombed in a ship at Pearl Harbor, or on Flanders fields- we the people and that means all of us, not red states or blue states, not right wing or left wing, not Christian or Muslim - ALL OF US AMERICANS have a responsibility to keep the promise to those who fought, those who fight, and those who have sacrificed for our Country.
What Country keeps their promise to their soldiers that their sacrifice is not in vain?
The people have voted in a fair election in accordance with our laws. The orderly transfer of power is needed and necessary or all those lives, all those buried or lost or missing in action have died in vain for a cause that will soon end, a freedom that has no future, and the death of a great experiment where the people who were once invested in the power have instead chosen to be governed by a populist leader. The American flag has stars and stipes and no names. TRUMP is not a real flag and his Presidency, like all that have served before him must come to an end on January 20th. It's a honor to serve, not a right. His time now must draw to a close.
We made a promise and the eyes of the world are upon us. If we truly want to honor Veterans Day, then we should hold our leaders accountable to that promise and honor our soldiers not with wreaths but with their timely actions in support of our promise.
The orderly transfer of power peacefully from one administration to another keeps that promise alive and is the greatest honor we can bestow upon our Veterans- to defend the constitution as they do, with righteousness, with honor and respect for the words that are written and preserved for all time. We must treat that promise with the same resolve as our brave men and women of our military keep their promise to defend our country.
What country honors the peaceful transfer of power as resolutely as we honor our fallen, as we honor our promise to remain a free nation as our founders envisioned it, as our soldiers, God bless them all, fought and died to to keep that promise alive, to keep Democracy shining bright, to be a beacon for all?
What Country? The United States of America. God bless our leaders that they would choose to keep our promise and honor our Veterans by preserving liberty for all Americans. God give them the strength to be resolute, righteous, against all who would drive us to fascism for vanity's sake, who would destroy our institutions, threaten our rights, and undermine our freedoms and dishonor our soldiers, in order to retain a power that is no longer theirs to wield. The people have chosen.
God Bless our Veterans.
Sunday, August 2, 2020
My Quiet Hours
Saturday, February 22, 2020
Friday, May 25, 2018
Friday, September 29, 2017
Diffle County Commissioners and the Water Thieving Scoundrel
Diffle County is rich with water. This life force bubbles out of the ground in our rare and beautiful sand springs which in turn fills our wetlands, streams, rivers, and lakes. The clear nectar pours out of our artesian wells. With a pick and a shovel a homesteader could dig a shallow well in a couple of days and be filling cow troughs within a day after that. Diffle County folks know the water comes from rich aquifers deep under the Pennsylvania mountains. Our streams are clear of silt and full of native fish. We have four trout hatcheries in full operation. The State Fish Commission doesn't stock our lakes. They don't need to. We have plenty. Water has never been a commodity here. Water is a privileged and time-honored right of existence as it should be everywhere. And we take it for granted.
Our elected Diffle County Commissioners never even gave water regulations a second thought. Then Baker Springs Mineral Water Company, Inc. bought Jesse Baker's 120-acre farm, drilled 3 commercial wells, and paved the driveway. Within a few months of their new ownership, Rocky Springs was rolling 30 tanker trucks a day in and out of the old Baker farm, down Diffle County roads, and across Diffle County bridges.
At their next monthly meeting, the commissioners placed "Water Thieving Scoundrel" on their Agenda list for discussion and sent a formal letter to the CEO of Baker Springs Mineral Water Company, Inc. requesting his attendance. The letter, crafted by Doris Black, the commissioners secretary for over 40 years, read like this:
"As you can see I brought my lawyers and hydrologists and I could allow them to speak- but they talk with less diplomacy than I do." She smiled at the community leaders. "I want to give something back to your community. And so my firm has been in contact with our financiers and the owners of the largest aquarium in the world. Next month we will submit plans to Diffle County for a state of the art environmental center and aquarium, focusing on the native fish from this area. We estimate the project will cost $265 million dollars and will include a hotel. Are there any questions?"
Deafening silence.
Ms. Hunter stood up and smiled brightly at the commissioners. Then she snapped her fingers and her subordinates leaped to their feet and the entire group marched out of the room, with Ms. Hunter the last to leave, turning back one last time to wave to the room of stunned citizens and their elected officials.
And that is how Difffle County ended up with the Diffle County Aquarium/Hunter Environmental Center and the rest of the country drinks from Baker Springs.
Tuesday, August 29, 2017
The Whale Sings to the Shore - A Parable
More man beasts arrive in small boats- they wrap ropes around his body and then all the land beasts work and strain together and slowly, so slowly they pull and push him back into the water...back into his ocean home. "Swim away whale", they say, "Swim away. The shore is death. Go dive down into the darkest depths. Go back to the ocean where you belong."
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